It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
No,please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. – Homer,The Simpsons
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
~this quotes made my day today,just wanna share~~happy reading~